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1) i don't give a sh$t what people think about me. please see picture for further info. Yes you care ....if you didn't you would not respond , you would just ignore.

 

2) labels mean dogshit to me. Again I do not believe this.

 

3) i am already a jerk and know it..nothing new there (my wife knows it too!) Good glad you accept. The first step to solving your issues

 

4) i don't care about my credibility. i do the best i can and if that isn't enough for people ..well ...see grafic for a more detailed explanation

 

5) value in my posts?..i doubt it..remember i am a pessimist ................and????

 

6) I can't help it that the thread shows up on home page. i guess people have an interest in stupid riddles?? Actually I think more people are interested in your lack of response and the little game you're playing....they are waiting to see if you ever post the answer.

 

7) i remember vividly the crash of 1987. i know exactly where i was at. just like when reagan got shot i remember exactly where i was at and doing...just like when elvis died..see do remember a few things...notice they are all negative things!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :haha: Ummm WTF does this answer have anything to do with what we are discussing here?? I am glad you can remember this .....good for you.....I remember being 3 years old Big deal???:

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1) i don't give a sh$t what people think about me. please see picture for further info.

 

2) labels mean dogshit to me.

 

3) i am already a jerk and know it..nothing new there (my wife knows it too!)

 

4) i don't care about my credibility. i do the best i can and if that isn't enough for people ..well ...see grafic for a more detailed explanation

 

5) value in my posts?..i doubt it..remember i am a pessimist.

 

6) I can't help it that the thread shows up on home page. i guess people have an interest in stupid riddles??

 

7) i remember vividly the crash of 1987. i know exactly where i was at. just like when reagan got shot i remember exactly where i was at and doing...just like when elvis died..see do remember a few things...notice they are all negative things!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :haha:

 

I can see it now. 200 years hence, a group of people coming accross a grave marker that says "Here Lies the Jerk With the Bridge Riddle". How sad. Even sadder is if they say, "So that's the guy!" LOL

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Responses don't have to make sense. Geez, look at Hillary responses to Congress. I was looking for the Tower of Babel.

 

You hang in there Patuca! You might be a jerk but you're my kind of jerk. As long as they have a gas tank, you'll command respect! Any act up and I'll send you their address and a 6-pack of beer.

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I can see it now. 200 years hence, a group of people coming accross a grave marker that says "Here Lies the Jerk With the Bridge Riddle". How sad. Even sadder is if they say, "So that's the guy!" LOL
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :haha: that is good one. Could i request that for my headstone? Need to ask permission since you invented the phrase.

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where oh where are tonight traitor1? i searched the world over and thought i found a counter but you found a chad hanging and poof you were gone?

 

where are the traitors when you need one?

 

night is here and no last uncle from anyone and mr traitor has not appeared to help my investigation so another day and night goes by without an answer. there is still time. just need one humble trader or one johnny on the spot traitor. either one will do..

 

remember tombstone movie?..doc hollliday says "i'll be your huckleberry"

 

anybody want to be my huckleberry?

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :haha: that is good one. Could i request that for my headstone? Need to ask permission since you invented the phrase.

 

 

I'll trade ya my copyrights for your entire collection of vulgar gestures...

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where oh where are tonight traitor1? i searched the world over and thought i found a counter but you found a chad hanging and poof you were gone?

 

where are the traitors when you need one?

 

night is here and no last uncle from anyone and mr traitor has not appeared to help my investigation so another day and night goes by without an answer. there is still time. just need one humble trader or one johnny on the spot traitor. either one will do..

 

remember tombstone movie?..doc hollliday says "i'll be your huckleberry"

 

anybody want to be my huckleberry?

 

I'll be your huckleberry, but you ain't no daisy at all.....UNCLE

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I'll be your huckleberry, but you ain't no daisy at all.....UNCLE
thank you mr roger. i shall have to visit you (you may not want me to??) on my way to mexico sometime. i go thru victoria on my way to McAllen and the border many times. i usually like to cross at Pharr or Reynosa crossing.

 

well we have arrived at the long awaited moment i see many eyes rolling :roll eyes::roll eyes: :roll eyes: :roll eyes: :roll eyes: :roll eyes: :roll eyes: ...at least 7 so here we go...

 

first i want to state the puzzle as was stated on page three so there is no misunderstanding:

 

a man came to a bridge that crossed a railroad track. he went across the bridge but yet went around the bridge at exactly the same time. how did he do it?

 

ARE YOU READY?

 

drum roll #1..................

 

drum roll #2 ...................

 

drum roll #3 oh sh$t the drummer dropped his drum stick. looks like his hand is hurt. we will have to check this out and get right back folks...maybe nothing serious.

 

 

lesson: don't be fearful and take profits too soon. let those profits run. The PT hasn't been reached i know, because of the drummer, but i will check him and and if all is ok we shall continue shortly.

 

don't go away now......

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they are working on the drummer...looks like is he going to be ok..word is he will be good to go tonight ..shortly...hang in there....game is almost over...don't quit at the end..just when you gonna strike gold. control those emotions..no need for this...:angry: :angry:

 

lesson: never argue with the market. it is what it is. no need to get angry at the market...no need to trade in vengance (like some of you would probally like to ...well ...say a few unkind words to me about now..won't do you any good). :helloooo:

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word is drummer is ok and will be out within 5 minutes...

 

lesson: little setbacks in the markets don't mean sh$t..with all those hft and algos out there you just have change your tactics to play the game...(for more info go to the thread on are hft's ruining trading).

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ok we are good to go. word is he pulled a muscle but he will be ok and able to continue the drum roll. for his sake we will only make him do drum roll #3.

 

lesson to be learned: it was just a pullback. don't be scared out of your position as long a your orginal premise is correct. PA will tell you if your premise was correct. let the market talk to you. listen. observe. make money!

 

so......here we go again.....

 

start by stating the puzzle again:

 

"a man came to a bridge that crossed a railroad track. he went across the bridge but yet went around the bridge at exactly the same time. how did he do it?"

 

DRUM ROLL #3..........................and we have an answer

 

I DON"T KNOW HOW HE DID IT????? :rofl: :rofl:

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JUST KIDDING..JUST KIDDING

 

"a man came to a bridge that crossed a railroad track. he went across the bridge but yet went around the bridge at exactly the same time. how did he do it?"

 

the answer is:

 

His Dog was named YET

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they are working on the drummer...looks like is he going to be ok..word is he will be good to go tonight ..shortly...hang in there....game is almost over...don't quit at the end..just when you gonna strike gold. control those emotions..no need for this...:angry: :angry:

 

lesson: never argue with the market. it is what it is. no need to get angry at the market...no need to trade in vengance (like some of you would probally like to ...well ...say a few unkind words to me about now..won't do you any good). :helloooo:

 

The drummer's injuries are probably just cymballic. Unkind words?? Who would do that to a worthless lowlife prick like you? LOL Hey, skip the riddle and swing on by the trading room for some coffee, good jokes and some trading tools and tips I think you'll enjoy....I'm just over the Southern Pacific bridge...and on your way back from Mexico, bring me one of them snazzy pink flaminos, ok?

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Thank you ladies and gentlemen for your unswerving devotion and hard work to get this puzzled solved. unfortunately, none of you solved it. but you sure tried! kudos to you! sometimes we traders think we know everything but we don't..do we???

 

see how many lessons can be learned from a 2 line riddle?

 

never despise small things

 

thank you for putting up with my BS

 

thank you to those who humbled themselves and cried "uncle". some didn't..wouldn't or couldn't...some left in a huff...

 

i would say hope you enjoyed it but i doubt you did.

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JUST KIDDING..JUST KIDDING

 

"a man came to a bridge that crossed a railroad track. he went across the bridge but yet went around the bridge at exactly the same time. how did he do it?"

 

the answer is:

 

His Dog was named YET

 

Are you F'ing joking??? That's the answer ?? He had a dog named yet??

 

Seriously? I feel so cheated.......... Then the wording of the riddle is wrong ..... is should read how did THEY do it........

 

This riddle sounds like something my 7 year old niece would make up.......

 

Of course no one guessed it in over 30 years because there is no way to guess it. The entire riddle is written as a singular. I am guessing you heard this in grade school or something.

 

 

You said we would be mad ....I am at myself ....at least all the other riddles made sense

 

the lesson: do not let some person on a forum push your buttons

 

 

 

Without a doubt the WORST riddle I have ever heard.

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JUST KIDDING..JUST KIDDING

 

"a man came to a bridge that crossed a railroad track. he went across the bridge but yet went around the bridge at exactly the same time. how did he do it?"

 

the answer is:

 

His Dog was named YET

 

That's it?? His dog was named "YET"? So,YET "went" around the bridge...is that like my dog ROLEX (my "watch" dog) "went" around the backyard? Is that why the man went over the bridge, so as to not step in anything?

 

Ok, Patuca, now here's my riddle. You'll never get this one in a million years:

 

A man crosses a bridge over a friggin railroad track. You are watching him do so. As he crosses the bridge, he is walking away from you yet he is walking towards you SIMULTANEOUSLY. How does he do this?

 

Give up?

 

Here's the answer:

 

Before crossing the bridge the man takes a Viagra and an ExLax together.

 

What? you don't get it?

 

By doing so, it enabled him to be Coming and Going at the same time!

 

If you can make up a stupid riddle, so can I......I think we're even......

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the wording of the riddle is wrong ..... is should read how did THEY do it........

no the wording was correct. remember it is a riddle.. how did HE do it? refers to both the man and/or the dog. so...how did he (man) cross the bridge..walk? run?..drive? how did he (the dog) go around the bridge? walk? run??

 

any answer along this line would have been acceptable..the man's uncle was named YET. the mans co-worker was named YET. the mans son was named YET.

 

as to how he crossed it..run, walk, drive would have all been acceptable except if you picked YET as being the dog then of course he couldn't drive across. :missy:

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no the wording was correct. remember it is a riddle.. how did HE do it? refers to both the man and/or the dog. so...how did he (man) cross the bridge..walk? run?..drive? how did he (the dog) go around the bridge? walk? run??

 

any answer along this line would have been acceptable..the man's uncle was named YET. the mans co-worker was named YET. the mans son was named YET.

 

as to how he crossed it..run, walk, drive would have all been acceptable except if you picked YET as being the dog then of course he couldn't drive across. :missy:

 

Sorry man this riddle only makes sense in your crazy A$$ head......

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Are you F'ing joking??? That's the answer ?? He had a dog named yet??

 

Seriously? I feel so cheated.......... Then the wording of the riddle is wrong ..... is should read how did THEY do it........

 

This riddle sounds like something my 7 year old niece would make up.......

 

Of course no one guessed it in over 30 years because there is no way to guess it. The entire riddle is written as a singular. I am guessing you heard this in grade school or something.

 

 

You said we would be mad ....I am at myself ....at least all the other riddles made sense

 

the lesson: do not let some person on a forum push your buttons

 

 

 

Without a doubt the WORST riddle I have ever heard.

 

Oh what the heck. The riddle wasn't the hoot...it was everybody's guesses. It was how funny it was to see how one guy with a really lame "riddle" led everybody around by their nose..for way too long. Then, one by one they all turned on him like Cujo yet he didn't give a flyin' flippo. Common guys, it was a fascinating process and it was funny...admit it and let's all have fun with the next one...ok.

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Oh what the heck. The riddle wasn't the hoot...it was everybody's guesses. It was how funny it was to see how one guy with a really lame "riddle" led everybody around by their nose..for way too long. Then, one by one they all turned on him like Cujo yet he didn't give a flyin' flippo. Common guys, it was a fascinating process and it was funny...admit it and let's all have fun with the next one...ok.

 

Roger ,

 

Yes I agree time to move on , we all got sucked in.

 

 

Not to change the subject here but I notice the "C" under your name and it stands for Coach.....just what exactly are you are coach of?

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