Golf Tips

[MadMarketScientist 11]

As it is the beginning of the golf season here in the North, I thought I'd pass along the following helpful tips and observations...

 

Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing.

 

The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing.

 

No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.

 

Counting on your opponent to inform you when he breaks a rule is like expecting him to make fun of his own haircut.

 

It's not a gimme if you're still five feet away.

 

The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.

 

You can hit a two-acre fairway 10% of the time and a two-inch branch 90% of the time.

 

If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.

 

Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth bad shot is actually the beginning of the next group of three.

 

When you look up, causing an awful shot, you will always look down again at exactly the moment when you ought to start watching the ball if you ever want to see it again.

 

Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe.

 

There are two things you can learn by stopping your back-swing at the top and checking the position of your hands: How many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove.

 

If there is a ball on the fringe and a ball in the bunker, your ball is in the bunker.

 

If both balls are in the bunker, yours is in the footprint.

 

It's easier to get up at 6:00 a.m. to play golf than to get up at 10:00 a.m. to mow the lawn.

 

A good golf partner is one who's always slightly worse than you are.

 

Golf balls are like eggs. They're white. They're sold by the dozen. And you need to buy fresh ones each week.

 

It's amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks, and rake his sand traps.

 

If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot an eight (or worse).

 

Fore!!

MMS

[Tams 20]

As it is the beginning of the golf season here in the North, I thought I'd pass along the following helpful tips and observations...

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Fore!!

MMS

 

most thoughts apply to trading too !

 

;-)