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What are the biggest lessons you have learned in the corporate world?

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LESSON 1 : Always work at 50–75 % of your total potential because you aren’t getting paid for 100% either.
 

LESSON 2: No reason on Earth is worth a fight/clash with your boss while you are working under him/her. Trust me on that!
 

LESSON 3: Avoid dating someone from your office especially your boss or hr as 99% of times nothing will happen but that 1% can screw your career.
 

LESSON 4: It’s better being fake friends with everybody instead of being real enemies. ;)
 

LESSON 5: Never ever disclose your future plans of switching the firm with any employee of that firm no matter how good ‘Friends’ you both are.
 

LESSON 6: If you can give your 75% to a project make sure to give another 5% to make sure people know about your contribution especially your seniors.
 

LESSON 7: Always treat all the office boys and security guards with your utmost respect.
 

LESSON 8: Never try to prove your client wrong or find faults in their processes. They are paying for your services so always be diplomatic. I know it can get difficult sometimes but thats your easy way out.
 

LESSON 9: Never stay in a firm for too long as you will start getting undervalued. Plan your career & negotiate your salary and perks wisely.
 

LESSON 10: Nothing pays more in your career than having excellent interpersonal skills & having hold of a couple of relevant technical skills. Never stop learning and keep updating your technical skills. :)
 

ALL THE BEST FOR YOUR FUTURE!! – Mohit, Quora


 

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Please allow me to retort (in jest):

RESPONSE 1 : Get a job supervising others where you're in control of performance reports and ride those others 100%. This makes your performance 100% with little to no effort.
 

RESPONSE 2: Feel free to piss off your boss but stay nonviolent. When the side effects of his viagra and testosterone boosters cause him to physically assault you, you have the legal upper hand. This can result in a boatload of trading capital.
 

RESPONSE 3: Feel free to have intimate relations with your boss if she finds you attractive. Rest assured that mum's the word because once again, you have the legal upper hand. This can also result in a boatload of trading capital.
 

RESPONSE 4: Don't be fake friends with any enemies... unless you need information from them. Being fake friends with everyone will cause you to become an empty shell of a person with no direction in life.
 

REPONSE 5: Get your boss to become reliant on your performance (really, just the performance of your subordinates), and then plan an "overheard" conversation wherein you fake an interview with another potential employer. You'll probably get a pay increase or a promotion.
 

RESPONSE 6: If you can give your 75% percent to a project, give 50% and rely on your legal upper hand(s). Learn to write trading algo's during your other 50%.
 

RESPONSE 7: Take all of the office boys out to nightclub where you merely sip soft drinks on a weeknight. Upon your return to the office in the morning, inform the security guards that all of the office boys are intoxicated. Your boss will love you for it.
 

RESPONSE 8: Never try to prove your client wrong or find faults in their processes, but do secretly collect their information in case you jump ship or "someone you know" decides to start his own company.
 

RESPONSE 9: Never stay in a firm for too long. Instead, use your ill-gotten capital to exit the rat-race and start trading.
 

RESPONSE 10: Trading pays more than your career. Interpersonal skills are now irrelevant. Use your technical skills for trading. Never stop learning and keep updating your technical skills.😁

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