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Who got the most Ludicrous trading system? My intention with this thread is to teach the newbie a lesson to understand: you can’t find the Holy Grail with 100 words articles anywhere in the world My second reason is to have some fun and laugh. after all the stress we have in the stock market I see the need to come to a chat room and have some fun reading something enlightening and not getting more stress from a Waco or a shill . I hope a lot of you will join me to contribute in writing here a funny trading system to relieve our mental stress. I bet you if or when we decide to choose the most Ludicrous trading system it will be one which has already written here by a shill(s) who wanted to charge you 15K or more…… Necessary Ingredient for this trade 1) One female alligator …..sorry crocodile 2) A ten foot ten inches long IPs ( improved plow steel )military grade chain 3) A pair of white Addidas sneakers 4) A bucket of sardines Tie the chain around the alligator neck …sorry the crocodile, lead the crocodile to your trading platform exactly at 8:30 AM EST let the croc listen to the economic news and get a feeling for the day at this point put on your white Addidas sneakers and start planning your attack strategy at 9:00AM start to feed the croc one sardine at a time after each sardine open the croc jaws shove your head inside and check how hungry the croc is,…. repeat this action for the next 29 minutes at this point you are almost ready to enter the market . when you hear the opening bell stand up on your left foot your right hand pulling hard on your left ear and your left hand pulling your nose jump three times while mooing like a cow observe your croc direction of attack if it attacks the north you’re going long, if it attacks the south go short …….you get it by now right? If you’re still around after all I hope to hear your comment and or your thank$$$$ Send your thank$$$$ to: choo-choo- choochoo pox 111111 Timbac2 AZ. No zip code necessary The post office already knows me from prior victims ….oops customer’s complaints. Hope it helps Ps: the follow up article will be:” how to be a billionaire by investing in my company ………

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Mine is a better trading system than yours Necessary Ingredient for this trade 1) One female alligator …..sorry crocodile 2) A ten foot ten inches long IMP ( improved plow steel military grade) chain 3) A pair of white Addidas sneakers 4) A bucket of sardines Tie the chain around the alligator neck …sorry the crocodile, lead the crocodile to your trading platform exactly at 8:31 AM EST let the croc listen to the economic news and get a feeling for the day at this point put on your white Addidas sneakers and start planning your attack strategy at 9:00AM start to feed the croc one sardine at a time after each sardine open the croc jaws shove your head inside and check how hungry the croc is,…. repeat this action for the next 29 minutes at this point you are almost ready to enter the market when you hear the opening bell stand up on your left foot your right hand pulling hard on your left ear and your left hand pulling your nose jump three times while mooing like a cow observe your croc direction of attack if it attack the north you’re going long, if it attack the south go short …….you get it by now right? If you’re still around after all I hope to hear your comment and or your thanks Send you’re thanks to: choo-choo- choochoo po box 111111 Timbac2 AZ. No zip code necessary The post office already knows me from prior victims ….oops customer’s complaints. Hope it helps

If consistent gains were easier to make, do you think 95% of day traders would Be losers?

We are receiving and acting upon the wrong information, from the CME, from our Brokers; from fake gurus they all have different interest than us

Pipsaholic Here is my advice to you, go join a trading chat room make sure the students are satisfied and make money. There are still a couple of profitable chat rooms out there WARNING be aware of fake gurus or fake claims by chat room owners

Pipsaholic My arsenal of tools are: harmonics ABCD, Psychological Levels RSI, MACD, MA's, Trend lines, Pin Bar Reversals, Bolly Bands, and Alligator. I suggest On Mondays use the Harmonic ABCD on Tuesdays use your Psychological levels RSI, on Wednesdays use your MA’s Trend Lines, on Thursdays use pin bar reversals on Fridays use the Bolly molly Band and the Alligator you can add a crocodile as well than on Saturday come back here and tell us how you did than I will give you more tips for next week

Joshdance I want to thank you for your analysis and response to Larry Levine Secret#13 you saved a lot of money to newbie’s on this site, you practically exposed a crook disguised as a trader’s friend Even on his free webinars they talk 59 minutes commercial and 1 minute about their fake systems and a follow up by sales pit with a promise to make you a billionaire just for a small sum of 15k I’m not sure if Larry involved in all this but I know everyone in his company does

Akram A word of advice go pay the money to a reputable trading school you will be better off. You’re trying to learn trading from reading newspapers , at the end the market will teach you a very expensive lesson

I am a full time day trader for the last 3 years, my experience with charting companies and or new platforms is: if they don’t offer a free technical support over the phone I don’t need them.

Here is a short Cliché to remind you the contract symbol’s month H ey, M an, U , Z ipped

Does anyone know what contract month The Daily PivotFarm Data Sheets for September 8, 2011 is for? I’m not sure if those numbers are for September or December contract

Do not use AMP brokerage they are low life thieves and they have a bad customer service I had an account with them for only two months they stole $1700 from me If you want a good descent brokerage firm use TransAct

Hirsi1 if you want a trading computer go to this site Computers This is a good guy with a very good PCs and price. Even if you don't buy from him by visiting his site you will be more educated about your trading computer's need I don't know the guy and I did not buy my computer from him I wish I did. I just do it to help traders. I need one favor from you if you decide to buy your computer from him tell him you was referred through Traders Laboratory like this he will advertise here and we will support this forum as well

What so awesome about the girl or the machine if you know about machineguns this is a Kalashnikov made by the soviet union supplied and used by terrorist her face and figure looks like an Arab terrorist you might as well place al-Qaida flag here