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talond
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I don't understand posts like this
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If I walk into a department store and look at an escalator I don't need to apply a moving average to it's steps to know if it's going up or down...
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When you walk into a department store do you use an indicator do know if the esclator is going up or down ?
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I thought a bulldog would be best for trading, but only when price is trending up.
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Shoot the jaguar and feed the trader to the anaconda, then shoot the lock off
Braingle: 'A Man And His Dog' Brain Teaser
I remember Justin Wilson the Cajun cook told the story about the female lady woman who got shot and the bullet is in her yet.
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LOL :rofl: :shocked: now why would you come to such a conclusion?? lucky for you the internet is working enough for me to post the answer but too slow to flip thru all the posts on this thread to verify talond discovery of a miscount??? are you sure there are no hanging chads?I think that was someone else not me. and speaking of chads, I actually went to Fla during all that and was the only non reporter, non lawyer in the courtroom.
The funny moment came when the judge opened a ballot box and chads dumped out all over the place LOL
oh wait a minute! I know what it is now! It's a position trade!
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LOL that's the best answer so far.
Speaking of uncles, mine worked at a cement factory. His job was to clean up the scraps using a pitchfork. Yeah that's right... he was a mortar forker.
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What was the question again? :rofl:
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It's a no brainer really. The answer is obviously 42. That's the answer to life the universe and everything.
-Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
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The guy is a zen master. He is one with the bridge. Crossing the bridge and going around the bridge is the sound of one hand clapping.
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ok one more guess. He is Catholic. While going around the bridge he made the sign of the cross, thus crossing it at the same time as going around it.
ok, uncle after that one! LOL
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There were two bridges. He crossed one while at the same time going around the other. If that's not it then Bob ! or Uncle!
Well.. Bobs your uncle heheh
oh by the way. Stop loss? What's a stop loss?
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I thought we were going to get the answer to the bridge question over the weekend. The suspense is killing me.
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in the meantime.....2 for fun...
There is a potential liar - lets call him Lance.....he says he lied and cheated throughout his career and then denied it afterwards.
Now he says he is coming clean, and revealing all with the revelations that no one could have done what he did in his career without lying and cheating.....
Is he now lying about lying or is he coming clean
The answer to this one is that you would have to be a real moron to agree to be interviewed by Opra
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Socialists claim the wealthy steal from the workers, the wealthy claim those that dont work steal from them, anarchists claim the government steals from everyone, criminals claim they steal because they either need to feed a habit or they were abused growing up - the leaders claim they are merely facilitating the stealing for everyone as the markets need regulated theft as they are too efficient at doing it themselves.
The question is - when someone breaks into your home, are they socialist, the wealthy, anarchists, the government or just plain criminals?
The answer to this one is that he would be a dead wealthy socialist anarchist government criminal, because if he is breaking into my home, while I am at home, I would shoot him. Survivors will be shot again.
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The guys is so big that he has a gravitational field that warps the dimenions of time and space so that he both crosses it and surrounds it at the same time.
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OK PatucaI am stopped out
Whats the answer?
regards
bobc
yeah I give up too.
How do you keep a trader in suspense?... I'll tell you tomorrow.
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The bridge is round. it goes across the track and circles back across again.
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Define 'around'
............this message is too short?.......... bah humbug
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The bridge runs from East to West, and he takes a full 24 hours to cross it, by which time the earth will have completed a full revolution so that he will also have travelled around it.???
BlueHorseshoe
That reminds me of of this one. A dog is in a pen. A man (or woman)
walks all the way around the pen. The dog continuously turns to face the person. So has this person walked around the dog since he has only seen the dogs snarling teeth and has not seen the dog's tail? -
he walked across the train track under the bridge diagonally.
Thus crossing from one side of the bridge to the other under the bridge and going around it at the same time.
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The number 8 is not the 19th prime. The number 19 is the 8th prime. And besides, everyone knows the answer to live the universe and everything is 42
Found An Interview with Gary Savage (Reknowned Gold Trader) on the Web
in Market News & Analysis
Posted · Edited by talond
well it's been 5 to 10 days... did it crash? There's no such thing as overbought, that's a myth. Talking heads heh. Trade what you see, not what they think.